We have a couple of names
that always get given to the boys in my family. Currently they're my and my brother's middle names, my father had them both, his father had them both in the other order etc.

Don't know why, there probably isn't a decnt reason. I shall be giving my first son the name William Francis, after my grandfather, if I have any say in the matter. The man was an out and out legend.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

William Stu
leg bell
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oooh! I could crush a grape!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, I see

( Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*wrestles an Action Man*
*jumps over doll's house*

*rips tissue*

*test-drives a Tonka*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Stop it.
I'm laughing far too heartedly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I cannot remember any more

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

ironically
there was "ooooh i could frighten a fairy".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

*I could laugh at a cripple*?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

The Internet tells me there was a
'I could duff up a daffodil'

Not one of Stu's finest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

'Oooh, I could gas a Hebrew' was deemed 'a bit strong'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Oooh, I could murder a Maddie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Ooh, I could beat up a baby!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Oooh, I could rip a prossie!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

oooh, I could fuck a fatty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

a fatty my sister
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Whereas *Ooh, I could suck off a priest* escaped without any withering comments at all. Funny old world.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Over my head
Monty, I'm afraid.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I could test-drive a Tonka!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)