Make a Screaming Blue Motherfucker
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
1 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Blue Curacao

Pour first 5 ingredients into a tall glass over ice, add sweet/sour almost to top of glass, then add Blue Curacao. Shake well, garnish with lemon and a cherry

Alt: I broke a clock over my own head while drunk, whoops

Alt Alt Q: Yep, my middle name is James. I'd never go for the 2 middle names, especially as 2 of my friends with 2 middle names got married recently, the service took fucking ages.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Re the clock
Were you out for the count?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Luckily not, but my right eye wouldn't stop twitching
That was a fucking irritating tick.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Anyone give you a 'hand'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Nah
We were all 'timed out' after sharing a rather large 'bong'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Was the clock too large for the shelf?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can't see the pun in this...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

my ex used to love singing
"my grandfather's COCK was too big for the shelf"...

gave him hours of entertainment. little things, i suppose.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Did your ex have special needs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

nah
we were at uni, he was only 19.

mind you, i bet he still finds it funny. men never grow up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

hahaha
Men do grow up. Just not into what women want.

Well, it's either that or I'm just a loser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

loser cunt
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

if my father and brothers are anything to go by
not to mention my ex's and male friends, you all arrest emotionally at the age of about 13!!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Are you saying that adult ladies aren't impressed when I take them bowling?
Even if I get my dad to give us both a lift?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

if you hired the private room at all-stars
i'd be impressed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I was thinking of some sort of Super-Bowl place on an industrial estate.
:)

I've never heard of 'all-stars' bar the Converse trainers.

I'll Google it.

EDIT: It looks gay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)