i actually don't think i could even name one..
erm, eminem?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Eminem has been wack for the last ten years.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

One of my aliases remixed eminem in a gabba stylee a few years ago
I would link to it but really can't be bothered to find it
( broadsword, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

i am beginning to feel as if you are all
speaking a different language
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'd say 'that's because you're getting old'
But you'd probably punch me, and today I don't want pain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

i wouldn't risk chipping my manicure
on the likes of you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And I.......
i wouldn't risk chipping my manicure my sexual health
on the likes of you
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

hahahahaha
like you wouldn't beg for months just to get the chance to try!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Have you got a dog?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

no, i think it would be cruel as i am never in
i love them though and one day i will have one. an irish terrier. called redford (because he will be redfurred).

and no, i won't allow it within a 10 mile radius of you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

How's it going?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

hello darling!!!
birthday night out last night then gym a bit too early this morning, i am collapsed on the sofa dreading having to get up and get ready to go out tonight! also i am watching "fat families" and being utterly utterly horrified.

how about you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Good night out though?
Where are you off tonight?

I'm good thanks. Still really tired but it could be worse.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

it was really nice, yeah
i love "the big easy" - it's an american restaurant with live music and amazing frozen margaharitas. well, they were amazing last night. this morning... urgh!

taking a client out to dinner tonight, so got to be on sparkling form. this could be v hard work.

how come you're knackered, partying or working? please say partying...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Neither sadly!
My mother visited on Friday and Saturday and we did so much walking/shopping it exhausted me. Then I fell over in Boots (a proper massive comedy fall) and bruised myself. So still quite tired.

The Big Easy sounds nice though :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

big easy would be a great place for a bash
esp as the food is also awesome.

oh no what happened in boots, are you ok??? was it worse than me when i pulled open a drawer on the estee lauder stand, couldn't find what i wanted, pushed it back... too hard..... and smashed about 20 bottles of foundation that had been on the other side of the counter. there was an orange tsunami!

bet it was nice to see your mum though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

it does sound good!
I was walking along, my boot slipped and I did a proper comedy, big arms flailing fall throwing my phone across the store, dropping the makeup I'd just bought from Debenhams- and smashing it. It was horrible and embarassing but probably highly amusing to those walking past.

Seeing my mum was lovely, we saw lots of nice clothes and I took her to The Armstrong and Miller show
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

oh no poor beast
that sounds dreadful! was the makeup salvageable? i think i would have cried if i had bought lovely new makeup and i broke it all.

always a good idea to get santa's eye on some attractive clothing immediately prior to christmas...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It was Benefit Flawless foundation
and it cracked all down the middle so I might just return it. Sad times

Exactly! Though the nicest thing I saw was too expensive. It was in Jigsaw and the best camel coat I've seen so far
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Redford will get ROGERED!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

you rapey bastard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That is one of the nicest things anyone has said to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

sadly
this is probably true!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Sssh!
Don't say anything. I'm still basking in the glory of being called a 'rapey bastard'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i think you'd have competition for that title on here anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

From who?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

most of the posters on here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

though a few do provide star turns

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

yes there's always a worst one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I am NOT rapey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)