What's wrong with pissing in a bidet?
You use it for washing your arse. Piss is the least of its concerns, frankly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You could have said you were keeping the bog pristine for her
and that she should be fucking greatful!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Most stories like that involving my friends
finish with "wardrobe" or "laundry basket" or one one memorable occasion "girlfriend's handbag" rather than "bidet" so I'd consider "bidet" to be fine. It's more or less what it's for.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Or lifting the lid on the stereo and making a VERY expensive error.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)