nice.
I once found my brother in a toilet unable to move - he'd gone for a shit, totally pissed, and needed to be sick so in a fit of genius vomited into his jeans and boxers which were, obviously, around his ankles. He then could not work out how to stand up without spilling the sick, so he just stayed there. For an hour until I broke the door lock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I did something similar on holiday
Got back to our apartment, decided I needed a poo but also needed to cool down and wash the vomit from my mouth so pulled my trousers round my ankles, got in the shower, collapsed and proceeded to shit myself. Then I passed out. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)