You're doing it wrong then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I mentioned your name the other day
My neighbours dogs were yapping, so I said "I hate fucking dogs" to which my mate replied "Well don't do it then".

I said "But i'm Jeff the dog fucker!"

True story
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

What sort of response did that get?
You claiming to be 'Jeff the dog fucker'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

He laughed and said "WHAT?!"
He knows B3ta so it was reasonably easy to explain.

What would have been harder to explain (had he been there) was when I laughed at the food magazine "YUM!" because I read it as "Your Mum!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I saw it Saturday morning in Waitrose (checking it out pricewise before I shuffled off to Tesco)
I laughed and a middle-aged woman with an eye-patch looked at me confused. I had to fight the urge to say "Yarrrr!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

You need to spend some time
not on the internet.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Hey! I was in Waitrose AND Tesco
my life is a veritable feast of non-internet adventures thankyouverymuch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Your non-internet adventures
appear to consistently reference the internet. Case stands.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Probably best if I don't mention the advert for "NOM" yoghurt I saw then
I instantly thought of Kitty and her "Nommy sammiches"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)