It's not sarcasm. I want his babies.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You cannot have this one:


Rather worrying 'hand on groin' action here...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I was going to make a rather off-colour comment
but all I shall say is "she looks very proud".
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps,
He like to press wild flowers...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

It's a 'western' shirt, not a lumberjack one.
Actually that doesn't make things any better for me does it?

/brokeback lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

What ever you say, I'll be calling you a gay, so no. It doesn't help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

you contrive to look something like Huey from the Fun Loving Criminals in that photo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Recycles a post from a few weeks back... Picture Huey and Monty together...
'Stick it up Monts, I'm a bum lovin' criminal'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Do I fucking well shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Aww
she actually looks very similar to my little sister. I have a question to ask Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

He's old enough for you to have been one of his babies!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I met up with HimJim the other day
I could have sired the girl he was with when I was 17. She did say I didn't look older than 30, which I took to be a clear invitation to a threesome.

This proved not to be so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Flattering, but when they're that age they tend to believe that even their own Dad is "really old, he must be at least seven"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Oh, so the same age as me, then. Or a little younger.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)