Good luck
with a military of 2 million men under arms.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They might be kept busy soon enough.
China need to stop apologising for them as well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

China has to be getting embarrassed by them.
They only look out for them because they're communist, too.

Edit: Nominally communist, on both counts.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Couldn't we just introduce a virus that would kill all the dogs and then they would starve to death.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_famine
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Famine_Solution
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I knew there was a reason my computer is constantly muted at work.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Oooh, you little shit
I nearly clicked that!
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's a no then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Why would you say such a thing?
Dogs need loving, not killing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Not your kind of loving Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Brings a whole new meaning
to 'stuffing', doesn't it?
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

heh heh heh
I got asked to put a dog down once. I was awful. I did the best I could, but all I could manage was 'You smell really bad when you're damp and you have a pathetic bark'

The dog didn't seem to take any offense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was probably too busy trying to escape

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)