I'll just wait till Christmas fully hits
and watch you crumble
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah, whilst you are all off having fun, I'll be reaching for the razor blades.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

make it a good Christmas!
You don't have to buy into every aspect, just the bits and pieces you like to make a special effort that it might not occur to at other times of year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I said more or less exactly this to him last night
he wasn't having it.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

And I'm still not having any of it.
Christmas sucks balls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Is there a time of year you do like?

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Hammer time?
Walkies?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hammer time?
Is that when open season of prostitutes starts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Only if you're a truck driver.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I just put my road haulage uniform on and grab my hammer and I'm good to go!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Don't forget the chloroform...

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I never leave home without it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)