Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
What have you done this evening?

Alt: What are you doing now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:02, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Trying to figure out a way to be paid to drink and chat shit on the internet, my beer fund is running out and I don't want a real job.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Well, if you find anything let us know.
That sounds like the dream job.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Well, the only thing I can think so far is to somehow convince BBC 2 to commission a series in the style of the 'Oz and James' ones and pay me to go boozing around the UK under the pretence of learning, or reviewing or something. The tie-in book could pay for my liver transplant.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

I saw someone who looked a lot like you today.
Did you catch a Bradford-bound bus in Gomersal, West Yorkshire early this morning?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I've been to high table for dinner
delicious. Had some wine and some gin also. Just got back mostly.

How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I'm very good thanks Amberl.
I feel like I'm having a good week.

No idea why though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Fantastic :)
are you looking forward to anything in particular?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

No, I've just got a radiant glow about me at the moment.
Enjoy it while it lasts!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I'll just wait till Christmas fully hits
and watch you crumble
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Yeah, whilst you are all off having fun, I'll be reaching for the razor blades.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

make it a good Christmas!
You don't have to buy into every aspect, just the bits and pieces you like to make a special effort that it might not occur to at other times of year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I said more or less exactly this to him last night
he wasn't having it.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

And I'm still not having any of it.
Christmas sucks balls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Is there a time of year you do like?

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Hammer time?
Walkies?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hammer time?
Is that when open season of prostitutes starts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Only if you're a truck driver.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I just put my road haulage uniform on and grab my hammer and I'm good to go!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Don't forget the chloroform...

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I never leave home without it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

"red sky at night, nuclear iridescence
like the querulous socialite that i am"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Sheep drowned in the morning, global warming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

red sky at night, angel delight
bright sky at night, day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

meat and mashed potato
shepherds pie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

when lambs die
shepherd's cry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Mary had a little lamb
The Doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went,
Gynecologist surrounded.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Half Man Half Biscuit FTW.
Unless you're Monty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

No - HMHB
I adore this tune at the moment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzevl0Hw79g

lyrics to the above.

www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/csi-ambleside/give-us-bubblewrap/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I babysat
and I've just been for a run. Now I'm looking for christmas presents for people (shush, Jeff, I'm enjoying it)
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDigo71Ab8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

God you're miserable

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Admit you smiled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I sighed and rolled my eyes
isn't that the usual response you get from women?
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

No, usually it's a stern warning followed by a restraining order.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

order leash

bitches!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

That too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

stern warning bop on the nose with a rolled up newspaper?
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

You know too much.
*stares*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Hey, if that's your kink...
I'm not judging!
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

It's worse than you imagine.
I get off on tabloids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Could be worse
could be Heat magazine...
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I prefer Bitch On Heat magazine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

You only get it for the centrefold...

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Yeah.
This month its a 'readers dogs' special and features of small spaniel asleep infront of a gas fire.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

And you're wanking yourself in to a bleeding, frothing frenzy, I have no doubt

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

It's like a bloody stump berk, if I'm being honest.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

so what's new?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

This months edition of 'readers dogs' apparently
slightly soiled now, however...
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I heard that Kate's corgi
did a 'spread' for Dog's Gone Wild
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I got my wide angle probe RIGHT IN THERE.*
*Some, or all of that statement might be false.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

pilates
messaged a guy on a dating site (admitted I was a larper, I may not hear back)
listened to my mate's music
sleep soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

listened to my mate's music = eavesdropped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

no, as in he put some up on myspace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

He should have put it up on his own space.
I hope you tell him that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

pff!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

worked a bit late
went for dinner with colleagues

stumbled into pub quiz

attracted total weirdo who joined our team

failed to cheat because got distracted by blackberry being on b3ta already

failed to win quiz

got cab home
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

But did you enjoy yourself?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

More pressingly
did she threaten to overrule him?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Objection!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I'm listening to
the most unfashionable music you can imagine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Barry Manilow?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Synth-heavy German prog rock from 1979.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

nothing wrong with that
My music is deeply unfashionable itself at the moment. I am almost ashamed but not quite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

I'm having a revival
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3rBVb3v4g, house party was shit like I said.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Didn't pull then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Man it was awful. Just a shit party, only 15 people of 60 who rsvpd yes turned up.
I just argued with the girls about their shit taste in tunes and tried to educate them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

not generally an atmosphere creator that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

It was fun, they would play a track, I would play and track and we would argue.
They mainly played glee songs. I felt sick.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Erm
I've cunted around on the internet and made comments at the expense of Michael Douglas' health.

A productive evening, I feel, that will be evened out by a late meeting tomorrow night listening to people talk bollocks for a couple of hours.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Well, even if Mikey-boy drops dead tomorrow
He has lived longer than his son.

So he has that little victory to his name.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I really, REALLY, like the new MCR song.
I should go and hand in any musical credibility I ever had.
It's so catchy!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

so is aids, doesn't make it good.
That song is gash, just like all the others they shat out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

It's pretty damn bad.
Doesn't stop me liking it. Really complex lyrics in the refrain, I have to say.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I feel the same about the new Mcfly song. I know it;s shit, I know I shouldn't like it.
But I do. Mcfly have no complex lyrics.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

The complex lyrics comment was a joke.
The refrain is "na na na na na na na na na na na na na". Though with my favourite band you could just generally babble a stream of words and it'd make more sense than the original. It's improved my vocabulary, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I've just had an email off okcupid with my 'new matches'
guess who topped the list? My ex. That tickles and distresses me in equal measures. At least in my profile I said I was only looking for friends!
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

ouch
and yet a tiny bit funny. Is it worth signing up to that|?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

My best mate has just found a boyfriend through it
I am sceptical but it's free (unlike match.com or similar) and you can specify what you're looking for. Just friends in my case but casual sex in his, apparently... Apart from filling in a few bits and pieces I haven't really bothered with it yet - so far. I've not even uploaded any photos.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Casual sex...
Will he be wearing a Pringle sweater and merely poke his knob through the fly of his chinos?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Unlikely, unless he goes out and buys the aforementioned items first...

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

A bloke has to have secrets you know...
And I'm off to bed. Night all!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Night DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Has the ex given an accurate account of himself?
Also, if it fair to say he if over you now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Yes, he has given a fair account of himself
I doubt highly that he is over me already (without wishing to sound immodest) but perhaps this is his way of doing it. I'm not judging (much) given the shenaniganery that I've been up to (although there's not exactly been a lot of that either), but I am a little shocked.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

So it stands to reason that his 'top match' is you, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Not necessarily
I haven't uploaded any info on there yet, and it sends me matches based on their newness to the site. So even if I did come up in his search, there wouldn't be anything to identify me by.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

just put the following on that.
'Makes great soup, likes cake'.

You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

online dating sucks
in my experience, but i do have other friends who've succeeded in not picking complete cunts!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Meeting people online just sounds fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Mardy pants
I'd quite like to meet you *pouts*
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Just to make you feel good about yourself no doubt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Eh?
How would that work? No, it's just because I'm terribly fucking nosy.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I doubt I shall persuade you on this one either
so I'm off to bed. Toodles!
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Night berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

You don't need OK Cupid
You have B3ta
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Yeah, but you've bagged the cute one already!

(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I have, but there may be others.
You don't know what they all look like...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

True
I shall go to more bashes and get my booze on - it seems to work.
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

if you've done the london bash and roota/wanderlust have nailed the hottest two
maybe a northern bash is in order next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Bagsy Huddersfield.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I did pop in to Blousie's over the summer
I shall be going to the Brizzle one in a few weeks, but I think I've already met everyone that's going. Although - Col Dracula is hot you say?
/not remotely desperate ONLINE
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

i don't know what he looks like
i just love him anyway and am totally going to marry him, whether he likes it or agrees to it or not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Then she can get her pie, chips and gravy on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Haha, mind out for mongs.
I prefer it Kip and La Fawnda style.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Beginning to worry
whether I might be a bit intolerant of Relentless. Drank a can just now and spots appeared on my hand, plus a couple of blister types as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Oh dear.
Keep an eye on that. Blisters, very suddenly? Has something like that happened to you before?

Evening, by the way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Yeah
I've got a whole list of things I'm either allergic or intolerant to- fish, shellfish, peanuts, eggs, apples/pears/bananas and some medicines.

It's how fast they appeared though :S

Evening :) how are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

oh noes, they haven't spread have they?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

nah just on one hand
I reckon it's nature telling me I'm a dead end
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

well then nature sucks
you're awesome!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Oh god, so many fun things! :(
My father seems to be highly allergic to wasp stings, so I've got to watch out that I don't get stung. I've been stung once, when I was little (through the sole of the foot) and I blacked out. Fun.

Antihistamines? Do they help? No idea about this SCIENCE stuff.

Not bad. Lying in bed listening to Sugababes contemplating a fag. I might just be ok though. Though the idea has been planted in my head and will probably grow and grow til I MUST HAVE ONE.
I'll let you know how Lampito vs. Addiction progresses.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Contemplating a fag
is their best single, I feel.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I like cigarettes, I like gee-tar, I like nicotine patches even more
Evening, Mr DG.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Don't be daft, it's not a patch on "Dah Dah Dah Da-Da Dah Dah Dadadada Dah Dah Dah Dada Dah Dah Dah" or "Oooh Oooh Hayee-Ayooh Ohh Hayyeeh-Ooh".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I look forward to knowing who wins
/Harry Hill style

Antihistamines don't help with the food allergies, but they do a bit with horse dust
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

flatmates are in bed now, meaning fag on own.
Which is great. And spotify has moved into adverts, so music won't distract me.

ARRRRGH I'll be back in ten minutes or so.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

enjoy the guilty nicotine :P

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Are you allergic to parabens (used as preservatives in some foods, toiletries and medicines)?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I don't know
but probably not. The medicines are aspirin, and a possible reaction to anasthetic. I went under once and all systems pretty much collapsed but they're still not sure if that's because they'd fed so much other stuff in.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

It's possible
but I can't think of a mechanism that would produce that response so quickly from a drink.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

not sure what else could
my dinner was allergy free, and same surroundings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

Keep an eye on it fo sho.
Bloke I worked with had some chilli in the canteen the other week, next thing he knew he was itching like a peado in Charlie Chalks, his hands came up in welts and his trip to the pharmacy for some antihystemenes was interrupted by his tongue swelling up and a 7 hour stay in ICU thanks to anaphylactic shock...

Not trying to be alarmist, but...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I think anaphylatic shock
would've kicked in already if so. I might have a tidy up just to be sure though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Have 999 on speeddial just to be sure....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

I have lost my epi-pen
so I'm definitely going to write that, that's what I need on a piece of paper so I can carry it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

I sometimes get hivey for no reason
Like now. I'm on the antihistamines.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Sorry to change the subject
Glad to hear the eulogy went well.

You okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Yeah ta, it went down a storm!
My mum and her parents were dicks but meh.
I'm back in work tomorrow and feeling a lot better after seeing the little baba and having a healthy dinner.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

I good cheers roota lar,
glad this is over for you.

What memories got the warmest response from the assembled masses?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Cousin finding Grandad drunk in the bushes while playing manhunt
He found his teeth the next day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Fantastic.
Were you about to present the best of him to all?

It can't have been easy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Nearly cracked a few times
But most of the things I said were too funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

That sounds perfect
The eulogy I had to do, was, without doubt, the most difficult epsiode of public speaking I've ever faced.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

I've just got back from Saw 3D.
Evidence that you should never let a girl choose what to go and see. I want my six quid back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

How could you possibly think
it would be anything other than completely shit?
(berk, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I didn't.
I just gave in when we were deciding what to watch. It's making me angry how bad it was.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

Hang on?
Someone from the Internet, went out with a REAL girl?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Depends if you count a girl made out of pillows and duct tape real or not, I suppose.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

Works for me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

like those creepy manga pillows
people marry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Do they take the house when things are over and leave you with a mountain of debt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

no but they do get soggy
and you have to do the 'hang of shame' and all the neighbours can say disapprovingly that she 'looks washed out'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

That works for me.
How do I get one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)

www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

also shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=dakimakura very slightly NSFW in the sense of anime girl
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Oh dear.
I'm the last person left awake on B3ta. *puts chairs on tables and switches lights off*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 1:57, Reply)

*turns on the desklamp and sits on the one chair left*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 2:06, Reply)