I'm addicted to drinking
Brake fluid.

But I'm sure I could stop at any time

Regards,

The old Jokes Home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha, oh dear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

*Two elephants fall over and damage the noise reduction on a nearby tape player*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

*two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
Damn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Two fish in a tank
One turns to the other and says "Right, you work the pedals, I'll fire the gun"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Himjim's is better.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It is.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Afternoon, old sort.
How are things?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh, you know, can't complain. How are you today?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

A bit disturbed still to tell you the truth
My subconscious is a very strange place.

Perk up, sweetie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Ah, yes, just spotted your dream synopsis further down.
That is...peculiar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I woke up and both my hands had no feeling in them.
Made my habit of checking my nose piercing was still in really fucking scary, as it felt like I had NO nose.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That is weird...unless, of course, you went to sleep on them
(It's possible; if I fall asleep slumped over my desk I wake up with almost no sensation in either arm, and often in one leg...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I woke up in a position that suggested I hadn't
though I could have changed position before I woke up. The leg? That's a little bizarre. And try not to get so tired you fall asleep at your desk. That cna't be good for you :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Oh, it's the drowsy spell I get after lunch. Worse some days than others.
I think the leg is just due to the position of my chair and the fact I'm slumped forward.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)