Oh and buying clothes.
Fuck me, I need to stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it certainly might help you buy food
rather than nick it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I would never, ever do that.
What's the point?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Because you'll inevitably get caught and have to do the walk of shame out to the police van
Having a criminal record for an crime of dishonesty fucks you right in the ass as well - you'll never make a credible witness. It will also preclude you from a number of professions, so you might as well get used to flipping burgers.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I won't get caught.
Cautions on your criminal record mean fuck all, and even if I do get caught I'll use my old name that's already on the police database (changed my surname for family reasons about a year ago). Got it sorted, me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I thought that was a crucial part of the "Barry" persona?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)