I'm thankful for not having to eat turkey tomorrow
once a year at christmas is enough
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yeah, I don't really like turkey at all
and for some unknown reason I was beyond thrilled when I won a free turkey at the supermarket
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Free food is always awesome
how did you win it? Or is "win" an american term for "steal"?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

it was less of a win and more of an earn
here we have "bonus buys" and you get bonus points for buying certain things and after 300 points you get a certificate for a free turkey under 20lbs.
They were all 12 pounds and I was majorly disappointed because of this which is stupid, I don't fucking like turkey and the leftovers will likely go in the bin.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Your doggie would like the leftovers
or is it bad to give them people food?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

v bad

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Give it to a homeless shelter?
Better than chucking it
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

we don't really have one
may send it home with my gran
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)