Good Morning Early Rising b3tans!
Listen to this and try to trick yourself into feeling like it's summer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2km9gV0CTLs

"I love your dimples when you smile but you're cuter when you screw"
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:18, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+a lightbulb into it's socket
/wicks advert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

my you are a nightowl
Is that a lyric from that incomprehensible song or a suggestion?

*yawn*
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

My sleep has gotten so bad
I generally fall asleep at 7am, and wake up at half 9am

It was just an addition to the quote at the end of your post. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)

tired but good
Alive. Back from Stockholm in one piece. Looking forward to driving to Liverpool tomorrow.

You should come round to my flat and keep my flatmate company. He's self employed and is up now starting on his second consecutive night of cricket watching.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

Did you enjoy Stockholm?
Don't enjoy cricket watching sadly. My taste runs worse than that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)

Not really, it's all work and busyness.
And it's cold and dark, even by Scottish standards. Whinge, complain, moan etc.

*listens to Buju Banton again*

Aaaaah, that's better.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

You've finally cracked :(
Righto I'm off to the MCR to read some Cicero, watch some Golden Girls and stuff my face with Foxes mints. This Starbucks drink better taste good. Enjoy Liverpool!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

You still up?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 5:55, Reply)

Good morning.
I have woken early.
I'm excited.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 5:55, Reply)

Morning Roota if you're still around
exciting day ahead?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 6:56, Reply)

Yoohoo
Day should be ok but then, weather permitting, I have a fiancé for the weekend!
I'm just shoving things under the bed and spraying Glade.

I bet you've gone to bed now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:37, Reply)

God I wish
I'm still annotating articles on Caesar and Cicero.

Ooh got anything nice planned for the weekend, or just happy to spend time together?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:41, Reply)

Aaaah, there's nothing quite like listening
to the incomprehensible warblings of an unpleasant homophobe to remind you of summer is there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:42, Reply)

when did you release a single?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:47, Reply)

I believe that Al was actually responsible for Mr Blobby

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:57, Reply)

was actually responsible for +is
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:59, Reply)

Harsh
but worryingly possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:07, Reply)

If it turns out that Al has had ample opportunities to deliver substantial harm to Noel Edmonds and has failed to do so..
Then I, for one, will have no more to do with him.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:21, Reply)

I prefer this little ray of sunshine from Monsieur Banton:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI

'(Its like) Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead
Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:38, Reply)

there really is nothing to love about that music

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Oh come now.
He's openly advocating the shooting dead of homosexuals!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)

and that's why I love him
the music is still shit.

Edit: sorry Monty I realise you were backing singer but there's no getting around it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

"The correct name for spit is saliva"
From "Body Body" by Leiutenant Stitchie

Teaching children useful things instead of nastiness.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:40, Reply)

'An ounce of coke is an 'onion'' according to Big L (RIP) in 'Ebonics'
Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down

Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it


A very helpful translation of street terminology from young Mr 'L'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

"War is stupid" Culture Club.
It's like public service broadcasting on the internet.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

'The Lebanon' by The Human League
'Before he leaves the camp he stops
He scans the world outside
And where there used to be some shops
Is where the snipers sometimes hide'

Poignant or fucking WHAT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I'm with Barry
But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

It's just been a long eve.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)