Know the feeling
What's my fucking Christmas present then eh Monty?

Right now a 'Michael Ryan' is looking attractive. I'm tired, irritable and the doctor wants to do some blood sugar tests on me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have bought you a small Indonesian island.
I do hope you haven't got one already. I spent ages choosing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

fantastic
I'm looking forward to that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

do pour blood tests

/fucking hell, that wasn't worth the effort.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

you're right it wasn't

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I did the "what are you getting me for christmas" thing to my mates girlfriend the other day
now she's getting me a present, I expected a fuck off... so now I've got to get her a present and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

haha
pwned.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I know right
she did say she was getting me booze though. So it's not the end of the world.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)