You've clearly never read 'Richard McBeef'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or indeed heard of it. My ignorance knows no bounds.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

It's a play written by Virginia Tech massacre genius Seung Cho*
The final scene:

RICHARD: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR STEP-FATHER LIKE THAT!

JOHN: Eat this, you giant tree trunk piece of ass. (John sticks his half-eaten banana cereal bar in his step-father's mouth and attempts to shove it down his throat.)

RICHARD: AHHHHH! (He pushes John away and takes out the cereal bar.)


*I am aware this makes me look like a rather sick puppy but fuck it I think it's hilarious - and that anyone who disagrees is a 'giant tree trunk piece of ass'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

You're a mental

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

You're a giant tree trunk piece of ass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)