I don't know that Michael you talk about
But it seems the people in the office forgot we were going to the pub for my farewell, so I think I'll be home soon.

At least, I think they got me a present. And they love Kitty's cupcakes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:16, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Must I explain everything?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_massacre
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Yes, please
everything. I still don't get that thing about the bees and the flowers and that stuff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I didn't know about that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

He's the reason we're not allowed to own assault rifles in Britain
there's alway one who ruins it for everyone
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I don't want an assault rifle
I want to go home. My SAD lamp broke yesterday. Kind off. It works, but I can't change the volume of the radio or the dial, so I only hear noise. And I can't change the intensity of the light, and it's at the minimum (=no light)

Waking up this morning was awful, and I missed my train.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I need to get me one of them
But I reckon I'll just buy a bulb for my bedroom light. Much cheaper.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Have you tried staring at a lightbulb?
because you're CRAZY if you have
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

No, I haven't
but I shaked it to make sure it wasn't broken, and it isn't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

So you have crap friends and crap workmates?
I shall reserve judgement though as they might have a surprise for you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I know they have something for me
as they've been asking me stupid questions for a week, but I don't think we're going to the pub afterwards.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Not so bad then.
At least you'll get home sober and with your present(s).
Do NOT leave them on the train (bitter experience speaking).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Glad they like the cakes :)

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Me too
They dissapeared after a few minutes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)