fake a lottery win on here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my friend's sister's boyfriend
is insistent that the NHS are paying him £5,000,000 compensation for killing his mother. there probably was some negligence, but the woman was 85 and had never worked, so her loss of earning potential was not going to be anywhere near £5M.

anyway, he has been sticking to the story that he is going to get £5M any day now, and they have been looking at multi-million pound houses in cheshire...... god knows what the homeowners think, it will be blatantly obvious he does not have a pot to piss in....

this has been going on for TWO YEARS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Is he a teensy bit retarded?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

oh, he's not right in the head
it's a sad case really. the frustrating thing is why her sister falls for it - they live in a 1 bed council flat in stockport and neither of them work and i guess she just really wants to buy into the fantasy of looking round these beautiful 10 bed mansions.

it's a good job i've not met him though, i wouldn't be able to bite my lip and swallow when it came to all the legal stuff. the lies are so naive and transparent, it's actually more sad than embarrassing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Give the guy a break.
He has lost his lover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That's odd I don't recall the line
"Get the NHS to move forward her use by date, mate"

Being in the song.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)