I worry about you berk
The world should be your oyster, yet for some reason it isn't.

Why?

Are you fuck ugly? Or just not in a position to go out much?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Definitely the latter.
I've met her.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Hot is she?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

Cute as a button.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

ESC!
*Enters*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

Enters what?
*raises eyebrow*
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

You are Roger Moore
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

Then you, sir,
are down five internet pounds, for I am not.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

Based on that, all the right bits seem to be in the right places.
And you can bake.

What the fuck DO you talk about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

I'm average
but my problem is the latter; having the time and money to go out and meet people, which is something I've never been particularly good at. I tend to either get shy or make silly/weird jokes and cause people to look at me strangely whilst sidling away.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

This is me too : /

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Well I'd say you've both found the perfect hunting ground here.
Shit jokes and losers inc.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

I'm too good for everyone.
That's my problem.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

I have a similar problem Blousie.
The one thing holding me back from my own utiopia is this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGnuMxFnc1k

With that skill, I'd almost be a catch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

Almost ?

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

It's utterly lame, isn't it?
I either have no idea how to go out and meet people or when I do meet people I need a wingman - or for the person to be sufficiently weird as to not mind my quirks of conversation.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

What are your quirks of conversation?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

Making off colour jokes mainly
being incredibly rude or talking bollocks. Ever seen Ross Noble?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

By off-colour jokes do you mean calling
Black people 'honkey' and asians 'niggers'?

Or have I missed the point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

Take a wild guess?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

You are a shit racist.
And that's another fiver you own me.

(Wanna reply to this accurate statement at the bottom of the page?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)