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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Aw man I'm up late and there is no one here : (
I'm stuffed full of curry and win!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:11, 247 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm here
I'm always here *cackles madly*
How was your do?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Ok! food was good but I was tired of sitting around watching my dad get drunk.
He's getting a taxi home : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
I'm back now, it feels like snow is coming here.
But I'm a little pissed so maybe it's that. I'm gonna watch some Jap anime kung fu sylee stuff and have a spliff.
i replied in the wrong bit
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
win?
or wine?

either way FUCK YEAH

I'm currently having wine and n-dubz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)
n dubz are the shittest

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)
I fucking love them
LOVE !!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
you are fucking wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
we'll never be wed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)
Never mind, I'll buy you a drink when I move to Canada

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
that's mega far away
we'll have to meet half way
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Seriously, they're like an A-Level project.
"Just walking along the floor, right up the door. Now I'm going up the stairs, one step, two step, three step, four ! GET OFF MY BABY !"

Check out 'Devlin' or 'Plan B' for some decent uk hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
God I love N-Dubz
They're song "Girls" is awesome

and I love Ninety En Zed Zero
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
god they're
drunk much?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Not wine, I was driving.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)
oh, well we already knew you were full of win

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
*touches lightly*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
I've just got home.
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
Me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
I ALWAYS miss you Blousie.
Had a nice evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)
: D
It was nice but I'm glad to be home. The restaurant was cold.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Did you have a finger buffet?
Or have I misunderstood the 'cold' statement?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Ha.........ha..........ha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
That sounds laboured.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
I've got garlic mushrooms and pepperoni pizza and my nose is cold.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Happy with the football Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
Yup, much better, dare I say we look better without fab?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
*Shrugs*
No idea, my team won 3-0 though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Yeah I know, what stand is your season ticket in?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I'm in the Dolman.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
ah fair enough, my mate offered me his ticket when he is away at christmas
I was going to gob on you.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Where does your mate sit?
We've got Cardiff over Christmas, so that'll be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
So you're in a good mood then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
I'm ALWAYS in a good mood Blousie.
(Exoept when I'm being a miserable cunt, which is most of the time!)

What else have you done this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Some bits and bobs of little jobs to do and had a nap.
Tomorrow is dog walking and showing my mum how to make the veggie chilli I make her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)
I tried substituting kidney beans for spicy baked beans and its amazing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
FOOTBALL IS SHIT.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
I got a massage today

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Who from?
Hang on, you said 'massage' not 'message'

Meh, question still stands. 'Who from?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
the korean lady at the nail place
oh man it was like full on pamper day, pedi, nail fill, massage
best massage I've ever had in my life and I've had many
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
What prompted you to go for a rub down?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
well they give your legs a massage with your pedicure and it felt awesome and I've not spent money on myself for a while
other than booze I mean
and it was cheap so I went for it
and it was luscious
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Glad to hear it was fantastic.
How are things at your place? Any landlord related news?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
nope
just gonna let it ride

how are you??
I feel like you always ask me questions but I never ask you any :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
That is because I'm
too awesome dull to be questioned.

I'm good cheers, cold, but happy. It is very cold at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)
get some booze in you
how's home?
I've no idea if you've a wife or girlfriend or boyfriend or husband
/bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
I have an ex wife that I'm still paying for.
I will get some booze in a minute, I've just had a coffee, shortly, I'll be having a nice warming brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)
that's funny
nice warming brandy reminds me of my dirty regency books

when you say brandy you mean the dog next door, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
The dog's name IS Brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
and dogs are waaarrrrrrrrrm

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)
And tight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)
Ew!

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)
I've not fucked a sheep in ages
Hang on, you say Ew, not ewe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
I've still got the gross factor.
*Beams*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
oh fucking me oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
Shut it, Wizbit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bcC5N78QJI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOUEwdxhfOg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)
BITCH!
You got me.

(And I'm listening to it).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)
haaaaaaaaaaaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:09, Reply)
I'm here
But I'm a total stranger to you so should probably go back to lurking

I'm also hungry but its too late to eat
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
hello new person.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
hello
I'm not that new
well relatively new to OT ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
2yrs 3 months or something. No not new. But still welcome.
*WAVES LIKE A MONG BETTER THAN JEFF CAN*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
I'd wave even more, but I've got some tinsel to eat and some windows to lick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
don't eat the tinsel again
blousie will have to pull it out of your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
Tinsel
Scratches the throat and you poo glittery bits
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
But the licking of windoes helps the healing process.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
As does the wearing of pants on ones head?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
yay! berk.
How did think go today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
Was alright actually
told him he'd have to damn well wait til I'd made my own mind up. Now all I have to do is actually make my mind up and it'll all be good...
You win?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)
I ALWAYS win berk
My team did too.

I think you've been sensible. No knee-jerk reactions, no declarations of love and no mention of H-B

Take some time out and work out what it is YOU want.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Thanks Dr Phil.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Phill JEFF!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)
Yeah, I know
I'll just have to work out if I do genuinely want to go back to him for him rather than because I'm bored and lonely.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)
Take some time and reflect.
If you keep changing your mind, then you haven't made your mind up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
Take some time to go out and have fun on your own.
If you don't miss him then you'll know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)
*Psst*
Blousie, berk would benefit for that advice more than me.

*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Oop sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
I still don't know anyone down here
to go out and have fun with though! Apart from hot bloke, damn his non-text-returning damn self.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)
Give Lighty a shout
Or follow my advice from the other night about meeting people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)
Have you been telling Berk to sit in pubs on her own as well?
Women just don't like doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)
No.
the only thing you attract doing that is trouble. And nutters, or creepy old men who smell funny.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)
I keep telling him this.
He doesn't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)
That 'funny smell' as you put it is Lynx Africa I'll have you know.
*Stomps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)
Leave it till after christmas.
You'll be out and about over that period won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)
Down here?
No, not really. About twice I think. I don't go out much!
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:03, Reply)
I worry about you berk
The world should be your oyster, yet for some reason it isn't.

Why?

Are you fuck ugly? Or just not in a position to go out much?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)
Definitely the latter.
I've met her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)
Hot is she?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)
Cute as a button.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)
ESC!
*Enters*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
Enters what?
*raises eyebrow*
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
You are Roger Moore
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)
Then you, sir,
are down five internet pounds, for I am not.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)
Based on that, all the right bits seem to be in the right places.
And you can bake.

What the fuck DO you talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)
I'm average
but my problem is the latter; having the time and money to go out and meet people, which is something I've never been particularly good at. I tend to either get shy or make silly/weird jokes and cause people to look at me strangely whilst sidling away.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
This is me too : /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)
Well I'd say you've both found the perfect hunting ground here.
Shit jokes and losers inc.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
I'm too good for everyone.
That's my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)
I have a similar problem Blousie.
The one thing holding me back from my own utiopia is this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGnuMxFnc1k

With that skill, I'd almost be a catch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)
Almost ?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)
It's utterly lame, isn't it?
I either have no idea how to go out and meet people or when I do meet people I need a wingman - or for the person to be sufficiently weird as to not mind my quirks of conversation.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)
What are your quirks of conversation?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)
Making off colour jokes mainly
being incredibly rude or talking bollocks. Ever seen Ross Noble?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)
By off-colour jokes do you mean calling
Black people 'honkey' and asians 'niggers'?

Or have I missed the point?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)
Take a wild guess?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)
You are a shit racist.
And that's another fiver you own me.

(Wanna reply to this accurate statement at the bottom of the page?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)
*waves like a mong*
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
Yeah
Ive heard you do that

Eep do I get jeffaids by replying?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Yes.
Welcome to the JeffAIDS club!

Tell us all about you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
my profile
Username and QOTW posts tell you everything you need to know about me ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
penis or breasts?
with which are you equipped?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Breasts
But they went south years before I did
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
watch out for Chompy he can molest people through the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
Chompy
Would run away so i think i'm safe
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
*old boobs highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
Oh shush
your boobs are awesome.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)
you could heft one up each and slap em together.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
oh
You've been at the same fetish clubs as me havnt you?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
^ *Bob wanking fantasy*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)
yes indeed
I wouldnt pass the pencil test anymore
More like the entire stationery section of WH Smiths
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
I'm on call for wildlife rescue
Until 2am
Its too bloody cold out there for any wildlife so im twiddling my thumbs for the next 50 minutes
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)
On call where?
At a wildlife shelter or at home?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)
At home
If anyone rings with an emergency I have a couple of numbers to pass on, or if they want to bring anything to me i call the rescue centre and they will come and pick an animal up.
Its pretty quiet at the moment
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)
That's cool.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)
TBH
At this time of year nothing usually much happens.
As an insomniac I usually volunteer for the 12-2pm shift and feel somewhat guilty if I have to call in a casualty.
Normally its badgers, they dont have very good eyesight so tend to get hit by cars a lot :(
And they are scary buggers to try to transport, all teeth and claws and rampant rage, i bare the scars
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)
If any dogs need a bit of TLC, keep me in mind.
*Winks*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)
Dogs and TLC
Are the last things I think of when seeing your username *sniggers*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)
alright insomniac-surfer

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Alright
right back at you :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
5 minutes to go
And I'm off call
An uneventful night......so far
Then I can have a shot of something strong and hopefully fall into bed
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)
Jeff, Blousie etc
I suppose I'm just pretty terrible at putting myself in situations where I'm likely to meet people. Usually I can talk to just about anybody when they're stood in front of me, but actually getting to that stage is hard.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)
Then why not use the Blousie/Jeff meeting-people-7-stage-program?
It hasn't been written yet, but we need someone to trial it.

Are YOU that person?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)
I can't wait to hear this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)
You've got to write to Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)
You have to write the 7 stage program Blousie.
I'll be the face of the campaign, effectively, taking credit for your work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)
Yeah! because I'm a bloody expert at man magnetism.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)
And like I'm beating the off with a shitty stick?
Look, we need to pick berk up here, are you in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)
She's not going to take advice from two losers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)
I think she might be able to read this Blousie.
*Sshhh* She might not notice, and we can get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)
I'm not going to pretend any more Jeff.
My name is Blousie and I'm a loser.

*stands up*

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Hello group
My name is Jeff and, I too, am a loser

*Group golf clap*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)
Well done Jeff.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)
*weeps a bit*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)
Probably not, no
I suppose the most ridiculous thing is, like I say - I'm usually fairly outgoing once I've got someone in front of me (sometimes far too much so) but the thought of actually going out to something specifically to meet people gives me the fear.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)
Get pissed as a newt and sit on their lap.
That used to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)
It has also worked for me in the past
However that means going out drinking on my tod curently!
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)
Go to a AA meeting
Then take 'em to the pub.

WIN WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)
You're a dreadful human being, you know?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)
Sorry berk
Did you smile.

No? Not even a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)
No.
I sighed and shook my head, Jeff. For shame.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)
You'd miss me if I wasn't here.
(hopes)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)
Oooh, I don't know about that...
yeah, I would really. A bit.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)
Okay.
Is this how you feel about your current/ex/current/ex?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2YOtDMMpow
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)
Like a cheesy 80s choon?
No. Can't say that it is.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)
What else can I do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)

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