Then why not use the Blousie/Jeff meeting-people-7-stage-program?
It hasn't been written yet, but we need someone to trial it.

Are YOU that person?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't wait to hear this.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

You've got to write to Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

Eh?

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)

You have to write the 7 stage program Blousie.
I'll be the face of the campaign, effectively, taking credit for your work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)

Yeah! because I'm a bloody expert at man magnetism.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

And like I'm beating the off with a shitty stick?
Look, we need to pick berk up here, are you in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

She's not going to take advice from two losers.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

I think she might be able to read this Blousie.
*Sshhh* She might not notice, and we can get away with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

I'm not going to pretend any more Jeff.
My name is Blousie and I'm a loser.

*stands up*

*salutes*
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

Hello group
My name is Jeff and, I too, am a loser

*Group golf clap*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

Well done Jeff.
*hugs*
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)

*weeps a bit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

Probably not, no
I suppose the most ridiculous thing is, like I say - I'm usually fairly outgoing once I've got someone in front of me (sometimes far too much so) but the thought of actually going out to something specifically to meet people gives me the fear.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Get pissed as a newt and sit on their lap.
That used to work for me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

It has also worked for me in the past
However that means going out drinking on my tod curently!
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

Go to a AA meeting
Then take 'em to the pub.

WIN WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

You're a dreadful human being, you know?

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

Sorry berk
Did you smile.

No? Not even a bit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

No.
I sighed and shook my head, Jeff. For shame.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

You'd miss me if I wasn't here.
(hopes)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)

Oooh, I don't know about that...
yeah, I would really. A bit.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)

Okay.
Is this how you feel about your current/ex/current/ex?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2YOtDMMpow
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

Like a cheesy 80s choon?
No. Can't say that it is.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

What else can I do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)