Well sure, I'm not on the prowl or owt
But there's certainly nothing wrong with windowshopping! I despair of actually finding anyone in the wilds of Brum, however - not least because I'd rather self immolate than have sex with someone who has a midlands accent.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Yes, bad accent is a deal breaker!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I will happily admit
that my accent, whilst not terrible, is not that attractive either. BUT - can you imagine having sex with someone from DUDloi who kept saying your name? Eugh! Even the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

"Y'alroight pet?"
"You fancoi bein' taken from be'oind?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*shudders*
No. Just please, no.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

"Oh, dat's jus' roight dat is"
"Nao, j'ya wan' it on yao face or in yao 'air?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Did you play Groupie #3
In the film Slade in Flame?
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

That's what ballgags were invented for.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)