Ugh
I don't want her anywhere near my arse thanks - even Monty's cock would be preferable to her finger. I cannot stand the woman.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't think you wanting to avoid Gillian McKeith means you have to let Monty fuck you up the arse.
But I'm sure Monty will confirm one way or the other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Of course not
but if it was a choice between the two..
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Yes it does.

*sotto voce* fucking shut UP Jeff, I think it's working
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Thank you for your kind offer
but I'm afraid my bottom is south bound traffic only. I think I have Lamper's number if you want some poop-chute action though.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I think I'd better have a go all the same.
Just to be on the safe side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

You're in Monts.
All you have to do is get that McKeith woman in sight of berk.

I suggest your tactic is to write to McKeith and say you know where she can get another free PhD 'no questions asked'.

Then go to berks flat with her, and threaten an introduction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'll tell McKeith
that I'm offering her an honorary degree in Poo Studies, and tell her to collect it from Berk's address. Then all I have to do is take up my usual position in the bushes outside her house and wait for the old hag to arrive.

*high fives self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)