There is more life in Leslie Nielson than OT at the moment.
Why not have a whinge about the weather, it's so cold at the moment, you could die from pneumonia...?

Alt: When did you last have to go to casualty and why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:40, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've decided to put everyone on here who annoys me on ignore.
so it is looking decidedly dead here.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

This is exciting science.
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/29/lhc_lead_results/
So exciting I don't know much about what it's saying but I know it's important.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Twisted ankle years ago.
And B3ta keeps taking ages to load pages or refresh so I've not been on here much today.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I thought was was just my moody Internet connection.
How did you twist your ankle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

God knows. I've done it a few times.
I must have a weak ankle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Always in the same place?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yes.
Just off the kerb outside the Polished Knob.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I was hoping we'd get a Tommy Cooper joke out of this, buy Blousie has gone to the gym.
She has vanished...

*Just like that*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think so.
I'm off to the gym. Catch you later.

I will be drinking so watch yourself : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Well you shouldn't go to those places.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Do you wear down the outer part of the heels of your shoes more thn the inner?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Thought that was just my connection here
Until I noticed every other damn page loads just fine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I thought it was just me.
B3ta's slower than Joey Deacon at a five minute trolley dash today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

What he'll lose in the trolley dash, he'll make up by having a convenient parking spot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

But, but...
that's CHEATING, Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Well YOU try telling Joey that, and see what his reaction is.
Muung, eek, dribble... throws the shoe he lost at DG.

It'll be ^ that, you make my words.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

*applauds*
Trolley dashes would be mint today, what with most Tesco stores selling massive televisions and the like. None of that turkey grabbing nonsense with that irritating orange bender.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Stephen Hawking would be excellent at that.
He could simply magnetise his wheelchair and sit at the end of the aisle and just let the electronic goods fly towards him, whilst cackling like a cut price Davros.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I had no idea Joey was a published author (of sorts).
Tongue Tied

In 1970, Deacon began to write his autobiography with three friends. Ernie Roberts (who also had cerebral palsy), had been in hospital since the age of ten, and was able to understand Deacon's speech. Roberts listened to Deacon's dictation and repeated it to another patient, Michael Sangster, who wrote it down in longhand. After proof-reading by hospital staff, it was typed by a fourth member of the team, Tom Blackburn, who could neither read nor write, but taught himself to type in order to help. The resulting forty-four page book took fourteen months to write

The line in that Wiki entry made me laugh. Am I going to hell?

Also, I reckon Roberts just 'made it up' as he went along.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Actually my bggest problem with the weather at the moment is the bright sunlight that shines straight into my eyes when the sun gets low.
Given that the it comes from directly behind a wind turbine, there a danger that I could start dancing like Ian Curtis at any second.

Alt: When I was an extra in a canteen shot.
(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It's cold
and there is still no snow. So worst of both worlds.

Alt Q: in general it was to help a friend who hurt her foot. For myself it was when I was in Ireland a few months back and my breathing properly packed up due to the combination of a severe cold and asthma.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*Throws snowball*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Not for ages...
Although between 12-18 I pretty much had my own bed in Broomfield A&E. So let's see. The last time I was in A&E was when someone sprayed me in the eyes with CS. That was fun. I advise anyone to avoid Whipp's Cross A&E at about 1am on a Saturday. It was like watching Braveheart with itchy, burny, weepy, horrid eyes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

No snow here, but it's still feckin' cold
Last time was when I broke my leg, refused morphine for all of 5 minutes before I started demanding it, then giggled about boobs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Yer ma had to dig the car out last night.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Lotsa snow then?
Or did she drive it into a ditch?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Lots of snow.
Our estate never gets cleared, so there was over a foot of snow boxing the car in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Bloody hell!
We haven't had a foot of snow in total over the last 3 years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

My ex brother in law
has 21 inches, apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

That must make walking rather arduous

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

He pushes one of those shopping trolleys old ladies have
around in front of him. But it doesn't have his shopping in, oh no.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*Adds morphine to Christmas list*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It was great stuff
Didn't have a care in the world.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

it's pretty cold, yeah
I kind of wish it would snow

alt: last was for my dad, but for me was female issues
I've never broken a bone or been really sick
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Just as well too, with your mental American health system!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I reckon
I'm lucky that I've never really had too many issues.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

glad other people have said this place is like treacle today
i was beginning to think my useage was being tracked by IT. although i have no idea whether this would actually make my computer run slowly?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Because when someone's tracking your Internet usage
They force your computer to go slower, so the monitoring one can keep up, just like driving in convoy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

it is worrying that i am not quite sure whether you are being sarcastic
or helpful...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I do sound rather convincing, don't I

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

it's not the first time you've convinced me of something, no!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

*grins*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

No
We're invisible when we're tracking you

:)
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I took a retarded chum who'd fallen over and cunningly landed on the hand holding a glass.
For myself, I think it was when I was 10 and my GP had failed to notice that I'd had pneumonia for a month.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Surely you can't be serious?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

About the pneumonia?
Afraid so, ended up in hospital for a week or so and completely ruined my summer.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Also during that month:
"Shut up and climb this Welsh hill in the driving rain and the freezing cold, you're not ill, you're just lazy!"

Thanks Dad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That's just good old fashioned "character forming" parenting.

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm in Edinburgh
It is snowing heavily as it has been for most of the last three days (there's now a foot of snow outside my door) and I'm stuck in my flat because my car is under a snowdrift and I don't have a shovel. I'm running low on food, and I think an ASDA trip is necessary.

I'm going out.

I may be some time.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Bad winters recently
I had to buy some proper boots last year. First time in 15 years that I've needed them. I couldn't actually be much more Southern.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

oh boy sounds like fun
a foots not so bad, chum
chin up yeah
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

B3ta has reached a critical mass of shit postings
It can't take any more and is now broken forever :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

this is because i have posted quite a few /qotw stories this week, isn't it?
damn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Yup
It's all the gazzes queuing up to your tight, tight (in)box.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I can change my clock now /smugs
Albert Marshmallow curious night stalker is back on QOTW so the wrongness may be attributable to him
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Alt: The last time I saw al
He accidentally stepped on my foot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

haha this is the twat cat and dog that live where I do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsj0zgVTR2o
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm quite impressed that it comes with a link to Butt Dance
are the two videos related?
( broadsword, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

the last time was when i stabbed through my finger with a chisel
the time before that was when i stabbed myself in the leg with a chisel
the time before that was when i had a collapsed lung
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Was the lung collapse chisel related at all?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

September last year
I had excrutiating OMG IMPENDING DEATH style pain in my stomach. Do you know what happened when I got seen (some five hours after arrival, I might add)? The doctor stuck his finger up my arse and told me to go home and take some ibuprofen. This despite not having eaten or drunk for ~36 hours and being almost unable to walk because it was too painful. Oh, and you're not supposed to take ibuprofen on an empty stomach because it can damage the lining and cause bleeding and nastiness, and thus it would be ESPECIALLY STUPID to take it on an empty, agonising belly. *belms hard*

NB, may still be bitter about the lack/quality of care received
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Don't know what you're moaning about
at least you got a finger up your arse.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Listen I really need to apologise about that.
I'm not a real doctor.


And that wasn't my finger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

it just felt like it
Alright Monty?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm hung like a baby mouse, it's true.
I'm OK thanks madam. Do you want me to go up the Coal Hole later?


*winks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'm not Lampito!
yes please. Bring your lovely girlfriend

Lovely of you to offer, but sadly I've phoned both fine and upstanding establishments and neither of them has had a bag handed in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Buggeration. Unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

It's rather unlucky
mother's Christmas present is gone, as is my black bow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Ah you poor sod, that's shite.
My mother's book on lezzers women gardeners through history is safely ensconced in my bedroom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

haha that's a brilliant present
I remember you mentioning it. Was a good night, really nice to see you and lusty again :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I concur - much fun was had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

It was shit and dull
:D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

and I hate you :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I hate you right back
Your label is poking out ;)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

dammit not again

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE INSULTING ME TODAY?!

That's a massive shame about your bag though :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I'm cruel :D
and karma has got me, with the loss of this bag
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

You must come back next time you're in London.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

yeah I don't think I shamed myself more than usual
I had sobered right up by the time I reached home though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Listen I really need to apologise about that.
I'm not a real doctor.


And that wasn't my finger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You could have gone in dry up to the elbow
and it would still have hurt less than my stomach.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Actually...
elbow wrist, maybe - I'm not Lampito.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

oh my

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I was wrist deep in myself this morning.
It was the mouth, though. Damn that little bit of bile that JUST won't come out, no matter what disgusting things you think of.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I took advantage. If it helps, I have felt terrible about it ever since.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

terrible about it +chafed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You are Gillian McWhatsit
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

*faints*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I've not seen it, but from what I gather, she is a grade A twat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Neither have I
but she's a fraudulent hunchback who should be burnt as a witch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

should be burnt as looks like. Burning is too quick - the raddled old hag ought to be force fed her own faeces until her brain melts.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

She'd probably enjoy that,
the faecally-fixated crone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Ugh
I don't want her anywhere near my arse thanks - even Monty's cock would be preferable to her finger. I cannot stand the woman.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think you wanting to avoid Gillian McKeith means you have to let Monty fuck you up the arse.
But I'm sure Monty will confirm one way or the other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Of course not
but if it was a choice between the two..
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Yes it does.

*sotto voce* fucking shut UP Jeff, I think it's working
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Thank you for your kind offer
but I'm afraid my bottom is south bound traffic only. I think I have Lamper's number if you want some poop-chute action though.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I think I'd better have a go all the same.
Just to be on the safe side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

You're in Monts.
All you have to do is get that McKeith woman in sight of berk.

I suggest your tactic is to write to McKeith and say you know where she can get another free PhD 'no questions asked'.

Then go to berks flat with her, and threaten an introduction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'll tell McKeith
that I'm offering her an honorary degree in Poo Studies, and tell her to collect it from Berk's address. Then all I have to do is take up my usual position in the bushes outside her house and wait for the old hag to arrive.

*high fives self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

My internet broke today
as well as my brain and stomanch. I feel so grotty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Hello young Lampo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I realise the text I sent you could have been misinterpreted
I meant "have sexual intercourse with" rather than "view with distain".

Lovely to see you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Likewise.
Nice to have a civilised chat with you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Trying to work out if you're being sarcastic
I was in no way at all civilised last night.

I got back to Cambers and my other flatmate was in the pub. He bought me another drink.
Colossal mistake.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I thought it was very civilised actually.
I wasn't being sarky at all. I don't blame you for assuming I was though. I have rather made a rod for my own back with regard to pisstakery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

back arse regard to pisstakery a length of bamboo and some plumbing supplies
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Note to self:
check flat for webcam.

I will fucking find it, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Sounds impressive.
I'm going to come over to Boyce towers and see it for myself.

I FOUND MY BADGE IT WASN'T LOST THANK GOD
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)

PRAISE ALLAH IT'S A MIRACLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I CAN'T POSSIBLY PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR ANAL WITHOUT MY BADGE!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

It was rahter excellent.
Did the vile antipodean go off to Brighton alive and well?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I assume so.
I am going to swan around my flat in my underpants this evening JUST BECAUSE I CAN*.


*without permanently scarring the mind of an innocent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)

+chase a

'evening all
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Alright chutney?
Cheered up yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)

A bit, I'm resigning to the fact it's going to be a crap week. I just thought I'd pop on here and see if I could manage to have a chat without whinging.
How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Fucking glad the working day is as good as over.
I have rather struggled today. Motorhead alone was heavy enough without a fucking bash the next day...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

But worth it?
My friend went to see them somewhere near Leeds last week. He was quite evidently looking forward to it, but I think the people he'd talked into coming with him were less convinced...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant.
Bash was lovely too - I just wish there'd been a week between them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I do wish someone would have the decency to upload the photographic evidence of these to the old flickr pool
After all, I hear you strike a rather suave pose with a Cognac bottle in one of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Nah there's no pic of that.
That was Sunday morning, post Motorhead. Poppet saw it but didn't record it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Oh, that's a shame.
(I'm sure someone*, somewhere has an old photo of me similarly cradling a bottle of vodka)

*_{Well, I can narrow it down to one of about four people...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Your text amused me :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I texted Classics Boy
Amy tried to take my phone off me and I think I hissed at her.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I can picture this perfectly.
It is giving me a glee.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Nice to see you again

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Likewise, as ever.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I almost froze to death on the way home
but apart from that was fine.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)

It was cunting FREEZING.
Badger got a tube, but I had to walk over to Piccadilly Circus (yes, I know it's not very far, it was COLD, so SHUT UP) and get a bus.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Two hours on the Oxford Tube
then had to walk about ten minutes in quite high heels to get home. When the warmth hit my fingers they went purple
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

It was another ten-minutes-in-bed-before-the-shivering-stops night.
Fucking winter.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Spain is all rainey at the moment, I need a 3rd home for winter.
Last time I went to casualty I was escorting a gay barman after he managed to slice his wrist open in my jacuzzi.
( broadsword, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

You are Michael Barrymore AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Awwwight at the back?

( broadsword, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Bah. Give the rest of us a chance, eh?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

You snooze, you lose, Cavey-wavey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Are you Michael Barrymore's less odious, slightly luckier, younger brother?

(Cave Duck, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Last time I went to casualty was last october.
I hurt my back quite badly and couldn't move my neck, head or shoulders. I was in so much pain I couldn't bend over at all. Turned out to be just a torn muscle in my upper back but it made me very aware of how much worse it could have been.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Ouch.
How did you manage that?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I'm not sure entirely.
I slept oddly I think, because I woke up very stiff and sore, and then while I was at school, I had to hold all my heavy textbooks across my chest to stop them from falling to the ground, and someone bumped me the wrong way and I just felt this massive rip around my shoulder blade. Stayed at school for the day, had a valium when I got home, and woke up the next day completely unable to move. Bit frightening!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

only been once after a moshing incident
I blame entirely on that cunt gary numan.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

what did you do?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I was just dancing enthusiastically to 'cars'
but another time he was DJing from about half way through the evening and MADE IT SHIT. This is proof he is a ruiner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I fucking love Gary Numan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

+ because he is responsible for Crunchy getting injured.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

No, because he's biplane flying Nazi sympathiser.
The Crunchy incident merely confirmed that Gary is an all-round Good Egg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:02, Reply)

he is a cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

YOU'RE a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

you're a cunt and so's your face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I do have a beard so in a certain light I can see where you're coming from*




*you're coming from Gay-land
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

where your mum lives
munching on the rugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)