Don't forget Christmas.
I hate Christmas as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why so grumpy and embittered Jeff?

(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It's a gift berk
And you think YOU are unhappy.

Tsk! I can piss on chips from a great distance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm not particularly unhappy
just lonely and grumpy about it. Seriously though, why be like that?
and yes I know you can piss on chips - you put VINEGAR on them you sick freak
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You've been out twice this week!
What are you complaining about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Nothing right now!
Going out twice in one week - and I'm out this weekend too - is pretty good for me. But that's the sad fact of it though, is that I do go out so seldom that going out once or twice a week has genuine novelty value.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Any news on your PhD applications?
That might cause a lifestyle change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I have an interview at Oxford
a week on Monday/Tuesday. To say that I am shitting myself really does not do the fear I am feeling justice.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Add, at the end of the interview that JeffTheDogFucker says
'Oi! Cunts, give berk the chance to study here'

It'll be in the bag. *nods!*

Seriously though, what format does the interview take?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Interview with a panel of five
give a 5-10 minute presentation on the work I've been doing and then discuss a recent journal. It's a lot of hard work and I seriously am quite apprehensive.
(berk, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

If I have ANY idea WHATSOEVER as to what you'd be talking about
I'd say, 'send me the slides, and talk me thought the presentation on the phone' - but I haven't.

Sadly.

Who can you go through your presentation with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Ah yes! I forgot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If you cared about me, you wouldn't forget.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm old.
I forget a lot of things.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)