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HeyI just saw my first episode of Strictly Come Dancing. It was hard to see why it was addictive, but it was quite pretty and relatively enjoyable. What have you tried recently that you didn't expect to quite like?
Alt Q: your favourite dance scene in a movie/show/whatever
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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Meths.Alt: The bit in Return of the Jedi where Jabba's dancing slave girl's tit fell out.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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You are Withnail AICMFPAlt- I don't remember that bit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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I meant celeriac.because I hate celery, and celeriac is celery root but it's fucking lovely roasted or mashed.
Alt: it happens when Jabba is trying to chuck her in the Rancor pit; if you slow the DVD down you can can clearly see green norkage.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:24,
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Somebody else pointed that out to me I hasten to add.I'm not some kind of alien tit pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:24,
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Ah alrightI thought you were just a fan of throat-stripping drinks!
I'll be sure to remember that, though I'm not sure how you found out
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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I think it was on a '50 rudest mistake lols' countdown thingy.Anyway, food calls. Laters!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:28,
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Asking me things I like is really difficult because I'm a miserable cunt.Can you ask me about things I hate instead?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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there must be a dance you like!I like the tango Richard Gere and Jennifer Lopez did in 'Shall We Dance'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:39,
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I like a dance as much as the next manBut I stuggle to thing of a dance on screen that I've found memorable.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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I can't see any cider in that clip Blousie. They've got Strongbow.www.youtube.com/watch?v=6upMw9eZyOQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWU0gw3mpk&feature=channel
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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I hope to God you really do speak like that or else I will be really disappointed.(
girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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That accent really isn't unusual round these parts.I'm sure berk can confirm (I'm sure she said she lived round this way for a bit).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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Horrible accent speak properly oik(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:30,
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Oh, I don't knowcider, lager, curry, fish and chips, some form of music I'm guessing (but not films)...
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Don't forget Christmas.I hate Christmas as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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It's a gift berkAnd you think YOU are unhappy.
Tsk! I can piss on chips from a great distance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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I'm not particularly unhappyjust lonely and grumpy about it. Seriously though, why be like that?
and yes I know you can piss on chips - you put VINEGAR on them you sick freak
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You've been out twice this week!What are you complaining about?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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Nothing right now!Going out twice in one week - and I'm out this weekend too - is pretty good for me. But that's the sad fact of it though, is that I do go out so seldom that going out once or twice a week has genuine novelty value.
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Any news on your PhD applications?That might cause a lifestyle change.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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I have an interview at Oxforda week on Monday/Tuesday. To say that I am shitting myself really does not do the fear I am feeling justice.
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Add, at the end of the interview that JeffTheDogFucker says'Oi! Cunts, give berk the chance to study here'
It'll be in the bag. *nods!*
Seriously though, what format does the interview take?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:24,
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Interview with a panel of fivegive a 5-10 minute presentation on the work I've been doing and then discuss a recent journal. It's a lot of hard work and I seriously am quite apprehensive.
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If I have ANY idea WHATSOEVER as to what you'd be talking aboutI'd say, 'send me the slides, and talk me thought the presentation on the phone' - but I haven't.
Sadly.
Who can you go through your presentation with?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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If you cared about me, you wouldn't forget.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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quick! jeff I need a good punto respond to an email my dad sent me about kangaroo curry.
(I think he is genuinely going to make this over christmas)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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I hope you can keep it down.Sport.
EDIT: Sorry, you said 'good' I shall think.
EDIT EDIT: Find out if it is a Kangaroo Vindaloo. Cos that rhymes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:01,
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I've gone with a hopping mad jokeand a marSOUPial for good measure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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I don't know why I bother(Really, I don't, both of mine were shit).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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damn, sent it nowbut if he does make it, I can use all these jokes over christmas, like a human christmas cracker
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:19,
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If you don't finish your Kangaroo VindalooRather than asking for a doggie-bag, request a pouch to take it away in.
EDIT: And if the food is shit, call your old man a 'Joey'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:22,
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There are some stunning women on that Strictly Bum Dancing programmeOla Jordan and Flavia Flav are absolutely gorgeous.
Not that I watch such stuff on TV.
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I also quite like the crowd dance scenein Shaolin Soccer (well worth watching as a film)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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dirty dancing dirty dancing dirty dancing dirty dancingany of it. but esp any bit of it where patrick gets his torso out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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much better than Gavin Hensonflashing his torso continually
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:07,
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eeeeeowhave not seen this. but would imagine he is a rather distressing tint of tangerine.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:13,
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patrick swayze?i'd struggle to pester him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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You could dance on his grave?It might be what he would have wanted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:17,
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You mean 'yes, of course I would go abroad to do it, I love pink stuff and have I mentioned I like vodka?'Then I could reply thus:
SEX TOURIST.
Fuck's sake Swipola, play the game.
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i make up the games around herenow dance for me, plummy-boy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:37,
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I make up the games, not you.I just let you think you are in charge.
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I kinda like it when they are doing allthat traditional dancing and then the music goes all modern and they do something a bit funky.
Specifically thinking of the david tennant cassanova thing....phwaor
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:07,
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hello ladies, how are your evenings?i am a walking icicle after getting home today... stupid snow made me cancel my plans to go out after work in case i got stranded.... there isn't even much in london, couple of inches at the most!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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Well the sun always shines on Bristol.So yes, we've barely been bothered by the snow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:20,
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it's funny because i am implying that you have a tiny cock/ac
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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I've got a massive cock.Sadly, it's on my head.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:29,
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He's just ignoring the implied message.He does that a lot.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:30,
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Not bad taIn true rock n roll style however I shall be off to bed shortly - I was up til the wee hours drinking with Amberl and I'm knackered.
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ahis she a bad influence that amberl, then??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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too much practice :(and you loved it you slaaag
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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I am male and from Barnsley.To me, dancing is unthinkably alien, not to mention undignified.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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i have been to a few family weddings in todmordeni have never seen anything more awkward than my male cousins on or avoiding the dancefloor
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:18,
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Like hot running water and electricity?Sorry
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:18,
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Oh I'd never dance myselfnot even when drunk. But I do like watching people who are fantastic at what they do
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:19,
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I am incredibly badI will occasionally shuffle uneasily in a club when very drunk, but nothing else. I am intensely bad at anything requiring rhythm
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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Did you know thatRhythm is a dancer?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:30,
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KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DAAANCE.German fellow, wears a scary mask and makes shouty industrial music. Made the best cover of "The Girl from Ipanema" ever recorded.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:38,
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i'm going to a birthday party on satthat is a swing-dancing lesson.
i keep saying it's a swing party and people look confused. not sure if they are perverts or if they just assume i am!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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it should be a good laughwe have to go in 1920's or 30's dress.
i am going with a friend, don't know too many people there, which is always full of potential win!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:31,
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It's a long time since I've seen it, so it may not have be as sensual as I rememberKristin Scott-Thomas and Emanuelle Whatsername (Roman Polanski's missus) dancing to Bryan Ferry's Slave to Love in the film Bitter Moon.
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I'm not down with the laugage of the street dozer.But I'd put money on 'wack' being 'A massive pile of septic shitty puss'.
Am I close?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:00,
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:05,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:11,
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In answer to you bothI am never going to be ghetto am I?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:19,
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apparantlyI'm good at (eating) one, and bad at the other
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:31,
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I see that as a strength.How are you getting on with all that food you bought?
Rustled up any gormet shit yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:33,
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sadly notand I've run out of food and money. I am going to try and cook some stuff back home though :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:35,
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What did you manage to create before you ran out of stuff?You should have had enough dried pasta to sink a battle-ship if you'd have followed my shopping list!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:36,
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I bought quite a lotbut I lent some to someone else at one point. And managed nothing interesting, just the basics. My mother was shocked that I had no pans etc and is buying me some for next term.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:44,
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If you've got pans and stuffThen we can work on some simple dishes that'll be easy, quick, cheap and tasty.
Let me know when you're back in the cooking game! (The difficulty comes from you having no freezer, which is really annoying - for me - as I'd encourage you to make and freeze sauces for use with either veg or meat at a later date).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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Grant's with ginger aleIt was drinkable.
Alt Q: I don't know the film, but it has Gene Kelly singing something while tapdancing on rollerskates. Fucking superb.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:13,
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Everyone's going to think I'm a massive benderbut www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eRSGCIse7M
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you massive bender :Pedit: though having watched it, it was pretty good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:28,
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I was just about to editwith "more than usual" but FUCK YOU.
The whole of that film is ace.
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The whole of the film if FUCKING BENTAIMontyAICMFP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:35,
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Speaking of ballroom dancing filmsShall we Dance? ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6ycs90YIk ) is pretty good, but not as good as Shall we Dansu? (the Japanese original www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xynGkmNQs )
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:36,
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:50,
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hahahaha*Ponders*
I wonder how he got on today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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Alt: I am categorically NOT a massive benderwww.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsMEP0i8aM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 8:41,
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Lullaby of Broadway from The Gold Diggers of 1935 directed by Busby Berkeley.I love this, despite having never even touched anybody else's willy.
Here's a rather lengthy clip, that you're not really going to bother clicking, but it's your loss.
www.myspace.com/video/vid/8454135
If you do click, don't worry it is working, she's just a long way away in the opening.
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Late to the party as usual BUTEither The Ear scene from Reservoir Dogs (Michael Madsen to Stuck in the middle with you, totally Psycho) or
The Axe Gang Dance from Kung Fu Hustle. Too cool for school that is.
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