27 - The number of Restraining Orders taken out by pet owners against JeffTDF.
Boris Johnson was runner up in the original casting for The Milky Bar Kid.
(Cave Duck, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Notice how it's the pet owners and NOT the pet though.
That tells a story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

A story where animals are barred from the British justice system for not having conscious cognitive thought processes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Tell that to Biscuit.
She'd laugh in your face.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*facepalm*
Alright gorgeous?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Hi lovely : )
All settled in now?
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Mostly yeah.
Trying to get it shipshape for the young lady's state visit on Monday. I've managed to dispose of almost half of the crap that was sitting in our loft for three years, the rest is ebay or donate to charity. Life laundry feels fucking excellent. Group walk tomorrow, rest and housework on Sunday. I neeeeed sleeeeep!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)