ooh I've thought of one!
When I used to live in a tiny little village there was one guy who was terminally single even though he wasn't bad looking and was a nice guy. I guess just living in such a small community meant there weren't many options (and he used to live with his mum at 30). But anyway, he finally got a date and the girl seemed to really like him, but he never got another date. Eventually we got it out of him. The village was out in the styx on one side of a big fell. When this guy had driven her home, he stopped on top of the fell and jokingly said "what would you do if I made you get out of the car now and just left you?".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)