Go to hospital
Find attractive man who has recently emerged from a coma and remembers nothing of his past life. Lie convincingly. It may be possible to create the perfect man this way: "No, you never used to like football before the coma" and so on.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you are an evil genius

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I am not sure how many anonymous sexy men are currently in the type of coma
that leaves you with no memories, but perfect brain function upon waking up, but I'd be willing to bet there's at least two.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

it's not like you need many at a time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm just saying you and Blousie might have to visit a few hospitals

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I'd imagine by the end of their cider session, they'll be admitted to one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)