Can't believe it!
Just gazzed Jeff.

I shouldn't gloat.

I shouldn't act like a silly teenager.

I shouldn't assume this will lead to anything.

I should be on Myspace. How am I doing this at my age?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're going out with Jeff?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

And Jeff isn't impressed either.
'Ooow, look at me, I'm The Disappointed, and I'm beating them off with a shitty stick'

Makes me sick I tells ya.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I've met him Jeff so I'm not surprised.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

At his smugness or the fact he pulled?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

His smugness of course.
He seemed so nice and reserved.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Well he is clearly a cad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

How dare he.
Every new day is another nail in the coffin of my love life.

*tries wimple for size*
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Well Gilbert came home, so that's something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I need to win the lottery so I can give my life to the benefit of others.
*sighs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

This is far from smug
This is like Strauss going for nothing to Bollinger - I didn't see this coming at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

As the showgirl said to the bishop.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)