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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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Fancy dress party, I was dressed as a very drunk guy wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, she was dressed as a fairy (I think, couldn't really see much through the sunglasses).
We walked to her house which was nearby, I discovered she was on her period, made my excuses saying I had to go to work (this was in the early hours of sunday morning and I was a student) and then went back to the party where I shoved my bloody hand in my mate's face and he vomited.

I think she might have been fat :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:54, 6 replies)
^scared of vaginas^
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:56, closed)
Fuck it.
Might just write a script to post that reply to every single answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:57, closed)
It'll save you time in the long run.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:00, closed)
And so's his mate ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:01, closed)
Not everyone can share your love of menstrual blood, Doc.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:14, closed)
And big black cock.
Don't forget the big black cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:16, closed)
I do hope that one day you'll find someone who can give you both.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:38, closed)
Vaginas are fucking terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:22, closed)
They taste of aluminium. Apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:28, closed)
^ scared of vaginas
LOVE SCAREDOFVAGINASBOT V1.0
(spanishfly 2, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:05, closed)
Sometimes I really wonder about this place,

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:24, closed)
"Sometimes"?

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:31, closed)
It's the "a member for 3 years, 2 months and 23 days " that gets me....
... I mean how often can this be a relevant reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:31, closed)
I really want this to win.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:20, closed)

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