Ha ha its all girl related
Once after knowing a girl for about two years i asked her out, bad mistake "I only see us as friends" she said, naturally as a man i was unable to deal with this remark and took it upon myself to hate her.

Cue me finding an awesome description on Urban Dictionary of the phrase "lets just be friends" and when i come to send it to my friend who would appreciate the joke i click the only person i didnt want to send it to ever, her.

She sent me one back with the definition for 'loser', gotta admit, it was pretty accurate too

Edit: Just got permission off my freind to use this one,

At Uni my friend who i shall name 'Alan Davis' was trying hard as he could to get with this girl i shall call 'Vicky.'

He was successfull and after a night of groping, fellating and mutual masterbation (apparantly) he feels the need to text me the details of his escapades stating "Why does she need to wank me off, i can do that and with better results, all in all she was shit" of course he didnt send this to me, why would he? Captain spaz manages to send it to the girl that just left his room not more than ten minutes ago.

She hates him still
(Jenovaschild, Sat 28 May 2005, 16:08, Reply)