This is technically still going on, I still have two more days at this particular gig
But I'm working as a freelance production assistant on a new reality show, the first episode is being shot near Baltimore (yes, USA), hosted by Trinny and Susannah. I hadn't a fucking clue who they were, they arrived on set and thought maybe this was their first show and had as little idea what was going on as I did. Anyway, I doubt I'll have accidentally shown up in any shots (good way to get your head ripped off by the assistant director), just wanted to let you lot know what I've been up to this week, no one in America could give a rat's arse who these ladies are - they're actually delightful, especially Susannah, we've bummed cigarettes off one another and she taught me the proper way to pronounce "twat" (I thought it rhymed with "lot," not "bat").
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, 6 replies)

twat

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:17, closed)

twot

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:48, closed)

twit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:27, closed)

ask her
for an interview!
(stapleface, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:22, closed)

ah, T&S
worked with them a few years ago when they were not as famous over here. They're good fun but can be crabby. Not sure if Trinny still drinks, but I recommend getting her pissed, she's brilliant. Had a very amusing wrap party rant from her about chavs and Hello magazine.

Oh, that's "pissed" in a UK, alcohol-based way, rather than "pissed" in a US, grumpy, sort of way.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:46, closed)

Twot is
the educated man's Twat. I would have belted Susannah for correcting me, the twot.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:32, closed)