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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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For all their worthy claims of pregnancy and periods, girls will never, ever quite understand what it's like
To be kicked in the balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:27, 9 replies)
I dunno
this looks pretty painful.

Probably NSFW, and not remotely endorsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:37, closed)
^This.
While a female will wax lyrical on the exquisite pain of childbirth, most of them will -after a year or so - consider having more children.
I cannot think of many men, who - after experiencing a swift kick in in the fork - will later on even consider allowing it to happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)
Yes, but to be fair
the pain of childbirth results in the creation of a human life and the endlessly, er something, world of parenthood. The other results in fuck all.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:13, closed)
I beg to differ.
Being kicked in the nuts results in the creation of noises man was not made to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:17, closed)
That depends on the man.
I'd maintain that Robert Mugabe, Nicholas van Hoogstraten and Richard Littlejohn were born to make those kind of noises.
(flimflam_machine, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:02, closed)
Nicely picked trio.
I can see the evil Van Hoog's half-finished, copper-domed monument to megalomania from my very window.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:12, closed)
Also
Plucking nostril hair. *Shudder*
(Kendal, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:22, closed)
It's not as painful as stepping on an upturned plug though

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:24, closed)
No - good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:43, closed)

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