Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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^This.While a female will wax lyrical on the exquisite pain of childbirth, most of them will -after a year or so - consider having more children.
I cannot think of many men, who - after experiencing a swift kick in in the fork - will later on even consider allowing it to happen again.
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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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Yes, but to be fairthe pain of childbirth results in the creation of a human life and the endlessly, er something, world of parenthood. The other results in fuck all.
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I beg to differ.Being kicked in the nuts results in the creation of noises man was not made to make.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:17,
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That depends on the man.I'd maintain that Robert Mugabe, Nicholas van Hoogstraten and Richard Littlejohn were born to make those kind of noises.
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Nicely picked trio.I can see the evil Van Hoog's half-finished, copper-domed monument to megalomania from my very window.
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