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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I stepped on an upturned plug once

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:00, 9 replies)
i stepped on lego
:(
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:03, closed)
yeap

(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, closed)
I once banged my shin.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:36, closed)
Great story.

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:38, closed)

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(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:40, closed)
I can see how that would hurt.
If the plug were metal and sharp-rimmed. There's a definite lack of narrative tension in your tale though. Sorry to be harsh but there it is.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:54, closed)
It really hurt
But that hurt more :(
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:23, closed)
I once stepped on a dead bee.
And it stung me.

Don't stand on bees in bare feet.
(Iaino, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:56, closed)
Or try to crack
walnuts with your vagina!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:00, closed)

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