Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Most painful wank of all timeWhen I was young and stupid - as opposed to now when I am old and stupid - and horny, I hit upon the idea of using washing-up liquid as wanking lubricant.
NEVER, EVER DO THIS!
It stang. It stang. It stang. IT STANG LIKE A HORDE OF FIRE ANTS HURLING THEMSELVES GLEEFULLY UP MY JAP'S EYE.
I screamed. I SCREAMED.
The pain faded gradually over 2 days and I was too scared to wank for at least a week. But when I did - WHOOOSH!!!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:38, 4 replies)
hehebut look on the brights side, at least you had a very very clean tool, that stuff takes thick greese of metal!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:01, closed)
Bet your hands were soft though
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 0:23, closed)
wooshDid Nannette Newman appear out of the end proclaiming how many wanks you could have had if you had used fairy?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:12, closed)
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