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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Ladders, and Gravity
The most painful experience to date was taking a fair sized spill off a ladder at work. I'd been about to run some cable over the suspended ceiling, and was walking up the ladder as you do, when the ladder decided to give way. Landed heavily on the carpet tiled, concrete floor, taking half a rack of parts bins with me. Oww. Had about 8 stitches to my head, which bled like hell as head wounds do.
The thing that really irks me, was one of the other chaps who was serving a customer while this happened, saw me fall, and then buggers off to help the customer!
All the time, I'm on the floor wheezing as I've had the breath knocked out of me, trying desperately to swear!

Anyway, one up on you lot, I have it all on video!

www.cyberprog.net/download/ladderfall.wmv

Yes, I know. Funny isn't it.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 12:14, 5 replies)

ahaha. Muppet.

Got to be worth 200 quid from YBF, surely...
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:43, closed)
Fantastic! *click!*
...oh. Sorry- I meant "Oh dear. Glad you're okay".
(needs more comedy sound effects though).
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:54, closed)
Yeah...
...common reaction. Most people then go "play it again! play it again!"
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:44, closed)
Watch carefully on the video...
... at about 14seconds, you can see the large, heavy, metal cased ac to dc psu that runs the cctv cameras reach the end of it's cable. About 2ft from my head. Nice...
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:46, closed)
I'm mainly amused by the things falling off the shelf...
and landing on you. Looks fookin painful though.

*click*
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:54, closed)

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