Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Stiletto heel- bumhole-likely story-BIG ouchAn ex of mine was a big fan of those long spikey bastard heels that made a clacking sound when walked in and also had the annoying habit of leaving them lying around on my bedroom floor.
One afternoon after a particularly frenzied and proglonged sex session I found myself lying in bed reflecting on the recent coupling when, while the young lady in question was in the bathroom sorting out the awful mess Id made of her, I decided I wanted to put the telly on.
Leaning over to my my bedside table to get the remote I misjudged the distance completely resulting in me leaning too far and falling out of bed-
'I see' says the reader 'thats hardly a particularly ouchy moment is it fuck face?'
thing is I somehow manged to fall bottom first directly onto the upturned heels previously mentioned -impaling myself and also uttering a quite hideous, loud and pitiful scream.
I still graphically remember the look on this poor girl's face as she returned from the bathroom to find her new boyfriend writhing in agony with one of her high heeled shoes inserted into his anus.
It took me hours to convince her it was actually an accident too.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:05,
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Yeah sounds just like an accident.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19,
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Yeahme too. Convinced he's also had one (or perhaps more) of those "I was washing some vegetables whilst wearing a bathrobe, when I slipped and found myself keystering a huge marrow" incidents that one hears about. At least a shoe isn't going to disappear and need surgical removal.
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Quite franklyI'd be rather impressed by anyone who could make a marrow disappear in that manner.
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If an accidentThis has got to be a contender...yeeesh *click*
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I think this sums this up...www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwDF4F7_nkc&feature=related
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:31,
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A likely storyBut why was her foot still in it?
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