I know a guy
who has fought his way from parental abandonment, a cripplingly ugly, creepy face and a mouldy, shit-stained bedsit in Finz-P to scale the lofty heights of international acclaim in the field of cinema, whilst simultaneously dominating the internet robo-grot 'scene' with his highly profitable toy-based venture and balloon-hatted party antics.

To cap it all, this dude was sat next to crack-wanking rapist Craig Charles earlier!!! I mean FFS!!! Get a load of this guy!!!

And he 'trolls the trolls' like a fucking pro. He was doing it earlier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:14, 25 replies)

Smegging smeg!
Can you help me with this e-mail I want to send?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:16, closed)

I'm afraid I've no idea how,
but I know a man who does!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:18, closed)

Are we supposed to know
who you're talking about, or is this some kind of in joke that I'm missing?
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:17, closed)

Sorry, namedropping isn't my style, that's why I haven't said his name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:19, closed)

I think it's very admirable of you to not name emvee, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:23, closed)

Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
That's all I'm prepared to say at this juncture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)

I'm not listening to you.
I don't know if I'm sat or sitting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:26, closed)

Once again you've massively embarrassed yourself and undermined everything you have ever posted.
NAME-DROPPING HAS A HYPHEN FFS!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:26, closed)

YOU WOULDN'T SAY 'YOU NAMEDROPPED AT A STATION' WOULD YOU?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:27, closed)

Trolled to the point that all you can talk about is him
says it all really
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:14, closed)

Cheers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:24, closed)

Cheers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:25, closed)

Whilst I've got you here,
I've written the words I want in the message, but now what do I do?

Someone here is saying I should click on 'send', but I'm not sure I trust them. Maybe you or that cunt off 'Scrapheap Challenge' could pop over and help me, if possible?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:26, closed)

I do wonder if you'll eventually understand irony
Keep trying Monts! Maybe you could amuse yourself by reading the Sun in the meantime.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:40, closed)

I hate to disabuse you of one of the most fearsome zings in your arsenal,
but you know shops, yeah? You know 'newsagent' shops?

You might not believe this, right, but some of them have the day's papers on display, right - you can actually read the front pages without even purchasing them once, let alone being a regular reader! I know! It's crazy but it's true!!!

I am truly sorry to be the bearer of what I know is going to be very disappointing news for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:49, closed)

So you're too poor to buy it and have to read it in the shop

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:51, closed)

KER-POWWWWWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:52, closed)

Aw, never mind
Maybe you can find a picture of a man with a vaguely amusing name to keep you entertained instead
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:20, closed)

I think you're trying too hard, Monty.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:29, closed)

Well I don't think you're trying hard enough so where does that leave us eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:50, closed)

Who knows, my dear?
Perhaps hilarity will ensue, although it seems unlikely.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

Let's elope!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:10, closed)

All of this has given me a headache.

(Smysha Tra la la!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:18, closed)