I was once tricked into eating the foie gras of a substandard goose
took a couple glasses of dom perignon to get the taste out of my mouth ill have you know
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:33, 8 replies)

I never had you down as the 'comedy account' type, Gonz.
I'm disappointed in you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:36, closed)

Foie gras, dom perignon and mouth, you fucking savage.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:37, closed)

THANK YOU

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:42, closed)

very well
there are a lot of you out to mock my dyslexia today arent there?
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:28, closed)

Out of your mother, eh?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:42, closed)

No, his moth.
Can't you fucking read?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)

Stay about from my mother!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:51, closed)

:D

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:03, closed)

Don Perignon with foie gras



Christ on a bike
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:14, closed)

Goose foie gras tastes of almost nothing.
I much prefer duck. It's slightly cheaper, has more flavour and they're typically smaller so you can cure them quicker without the outside becoming too salty. I can't imagine why you were eating it with a champagne though unless you're an american idiot. You want something sweet if you're eating it cru or a reasonably light red if you're having it grilled. If you're eating it with a sauce then you want your nuts cut off.

Hope this helps.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:32, closed)

How were you tricked?
Did the waiter say, "This foie gras is not from a sub-standard goose." and you believed him?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:50, closed)

Congratulations
on drawing out all the pseuds.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:29, closed)