Soft PVC and lube?
You nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:56, 1 reply)

Do you actually do anything with your life apart from comment here?
Just wondering.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:17, closed)

Yes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:32, closed)

Good to know.
Thank you for the prompt response.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:47, closed)

pot, meet kettle

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:38, closed)

Actually just up early and then off to work in a little while.
What's sad is that this is the most entertaining thing I do online in that time.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:40, closed)

in that time
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:41, closed)

What's sad is that this is the most entertaining thing I do online in that time. AB.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:57, closed)

i like that you struck through your full stop
only to add a full stop at the end

i have nothing but respect for you now
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:25, closed)

God he can't even get that right!
What a LOSER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:19, closed)

inorite!
.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:32, closed)

You are a master of efficiency
that make some of my most penny-pinching bosses pale in comparison. Think of all the photons and electrons I could've saved by leaving that full-stop to put at the end.
Won't someone think of the pixels!?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:35, closed)

:(
and now i don't respect you anymore again
(quintsy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:06, closed)

NO, YOUR DAD IS A SMELLY POO

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:48, closed)

No my dad is the bloke that my mum caught in bed with her best friend
and then kicked him out.
He's also the fella that then went on to have several more kids (with the wife that he left to be with my mum - yes she was "the other woman) & fuck knows how many more bastards like me.

But I'm pretty sure he wasn't a Smelly Poo.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:09, closed)

Good to see you carrying on the family traditions there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:47, closed)

If you are trying to suggest that by having an OkCupid account I have been unfaithful to my wife AB,
you are wrong.
I have never been unfaithful to my wife.
She knows about, has seen and has write access to my OkCupid account and suggests that "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".
Not sure what the last bit means.
Maybe she knows something about you I don't.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

Swingers, are you?
How terribly 1970s.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:29, closed)

Dude, he's an Aussie, they still do 70's stuff like swinging and racism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:42, closed)

'My wife knows about you' has got to be the worst Internet Threat I've ever seen.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:01, closed)

ringo's wife
has been looking at you, through one of your many, many windows, judging you with her eyes.
Can't you feel her eyes? Always there, eternally vigilant, and endless in their capacity to judge you.
She's probably doing it, right now, and finding you wanting, as usual.
Have you no shame, AB?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:17, closed)

She can want me all she likes, I'm not about to cheat on my wife, unlike some in her life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:52, closed)

Ah, the great extrapolator.
Taking something that has been said and making it into something that hasn't been.
At no point in my previous post did I say or suggest that 'My wife knows about you'. Your ability to take black and white and turn it (by literally changing the text) into what you perceive is interesting.
Again - I have never been unfaithful to my wife.
How's the morgue looking Dr.?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

Told you you shouldn't have included a photo on your OKcupid profile.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:35, closed)

His wife knows about a lot of people. A lot of people.
A lot.

Essentially what I'm doing here is repeating the phrase "a lot" to give the impression that his wife has sex with a lot of people. I don't know if it's true. It seems pretty likely though. Women have needs and it seems pretty incredible that this dullwit would be able to fulfil any of them. This is probably long enough now. Is this the one that whimpers about your wife being fat? Or am I thinking of the one who calls himself 'Happy' to highlight the fact that he's miserable?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)

This is the semi-literate Aussie who grassed me up to my boss for being silly on the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:09, closed)

Hahaha.
I thought that was the merkin who sounds like Legless but doesn't say Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:17, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:17, closed)

They all blend into one after a while Shambles.
It's like they're making me racist.
An internet tragedies racist.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 22:05, closed)

has her anus prolapsed yet?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:26, closed)

Do you reckon at swingers' parties she's the one getting pounded left, right and centre whilst Ringo is stuck in he kitchen with a pot noodle and a wank?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:38, closed)

He's the one sat in his 'ute' in the drive,
quietly sobbing, whilst the whole of Summer Bay runs a train on his grunting, whooping missus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:56, closed)

Jeez, what a daaaag.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 12:58, closed)

A total bogan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:11, closed)