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When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?

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A few years ago, I was on an aeroplane and couldn't help overhearing a nugget from the conversation of the family in front of me: two parents and their teenage son.
"So, Dad, what's the biggest orgy you and Mum have ever been to?"
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:21, 3 replies)
I suppose...
... that the kid would be immune from "Your Mum" jokes, on the grounds that he already knew that, yes, she probably had.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:22, closed)
So how big was it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:14, closed)
Maybe the kid...
...made the same mistake I did.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:47, closed)

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