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When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?

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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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I live in Glasgow. Lovely place, I'm sure you'll agree.
Getting the bus home just before christmas a couple of years ago I heard this heart-warming exchange.

"But Da, I wants an x-boax da. Da... DA!"

"Shut it ya wee cunt, you'll be gettin fuck all but my boot up yer arse. You're fuckin 12 years old, why the fuck would I buy you a fuckin Christmas present? ya stupid wee prick."

"But Da..."

"I said, fuckin shut it!"

Merry Christmas y'all! Peace out.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12, 5 replies)
The city of culture.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:06, closed)
Bring a tear to a glass eye that would.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:56, closed)
Fair fills ye wi' emulsion.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:26, closed)
Walking the nipper to school in the snow last December
I caught up with one of the neighbours and his 6 year old.

6 year old: "Dad, it's freezing out here this morning"
Neighbour:"It's alright for you son, I've got to walk back in the cunt yet"

And you wonder why they turn out like they do...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:18, closed)
More fodder for that prick Jeremy Kyle.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:45, closed)

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