I live in Glasgow. Lovely place, I'm sure you'll agree.
Getting the bus home just before christmas a couple of years ago I heard this heart-warming exchange.

"But Da, I wants an x-boax da. Da... DA!"

"Shut it ya wee cunt, you'll be gettin fuck all but my boot up yer arse. You're fuckin 12 years old, why the fuck would I buy you a fuckin Christmas present? ya stupid wee prick."

"But Da..."

"I said, fuckin shut it!"

Merry Christmas y'all! Peace out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:12, 5 replies)

Truly
The city of culture.
(speedevil, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:06, closed)

Indeed.
Bring a tear to a glass eye that would.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 19:56, closed)

Ah
Fair fills ye wi' emulsion.
(f_rev, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:26, closed)

Walking the nipper to school in the snow last December
I caught up with one of the neighbours and his 6 year old.

6 year old: "Dad, it's freezing out here this morning"
Neighbour:"It's alright for you son, I've got to walk back in the cunt yet"

And you wonder why they turn out like they do...
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 22:18, closed)

Heartwarming.
More fodder for that prick Jeremy Kyle.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:45, closed)