and then spend the next half an hour crawling around the floor picking up the pocket contents

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 19:17, 1 reply)

Only if you do it wrong.
Done correctly the coat remains upright at all times.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:31, closed)

I'll try it but it sounds like witchcraft to me
Watch this space.

Incidentally someone nicked my nice wool coat at a funeral in Wolverhampton recently. If you've seen it anywhere it's black with red lining from M&S
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 12:02, closed)

I've not tried the witchcraftish way yet but..
I did put on my slouch around the house hoody (it's from an acceptably upmarket store so acceptable for a 44 year old before you say anything) last night and managed to hit my wife in the eye with the zip on the front as part of the post-putting on flourish. She was sad anyway because her dad is in hospital so that topped off her day really.
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 11:06, closed)