Mum!
The mother of one of my son's school friends had to go into hospital for a few days for an operation. The father was left on his own to look after 2 children. It's not that he didn't know how to work a washing machine - he didn't even know where it was! (They did have quite a big house). Luckily his mum lived 2 doors away so he and the children just moved in with her until his wife was out of hospital.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 7:20, 13 replies)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 7:46, closed)

I'd have loved to have known that guy.
He seemed nice.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:51, closed)

Ah Sexface.
The first out-and-proud sex offender on b3ta.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 12:24, closed)

Do you have a girlfriend?
If yes, then no, you wouldn't want to meet him. Well, actually, you wouldn't want HER to meet him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:06, closed)

His mother stole his washing machine?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:30, closed)

stole was
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:39, closed)

YWM

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:59, closed)

I do wonder
how some of these helpless man-children ended up like this. They must have been molly-coddled by their parents to an extraordinary degree and then married a complete doormat very early in life without having a chance to even learn to care for themselves on their own. It's the only explanation.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:00, closed)

Living the dream!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:15, closed)

Ha!
Yeah, sadly.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 13:18, closed)

Christ on a bike
Housework, cooking, washing, childcare are not difficult. How hard can they be, even women can do them.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 14:45, closed)

On the other hand, a guy I worked with used to have to explain to his wife, over the phone, 8000 miles away, how to use the remote for the telly.
And for the record, she couldn't use the washing machine, tumble dryer, dishwasher or microwave without help either.
Having seen photos of her though I've got to admit that he's a lucky, lucky bastard despite all her faults.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Feb 2015, 1:03, closed)

Ha ha this is true
In fact just last night I had to tell my wife how to set a telly program to record - on the system we've had for about 3 years
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:14, closed)