Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
I have AIDS
but only on Mondays.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:26,
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Mondaids
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36,
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Fonz...
Mondaids, Tuesdaids happy aids...
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39,
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Bandaids
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Is it
terrible that that made me laugh out loud?
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dchurch bah, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:10,
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Aids
Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells
so perhaps he wasn't lying.....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:01,
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