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This is a question PE Lessons

For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.

Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Meine luftkissenboot ist windig und mein speigelei felt auf dem boden!
In year 10 we were given the option - do two PE lessons a week or swap one of them for a second foreign language.

I can now say that I have a windy hovercraft and my friend eggs have fallen on the floor in German thanks to that choice. Nothing else mind you, but as long as I didn't have to run around in shorts anything will do.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:46, 9 replies)
*My* hovercraft is full of eels.

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 4:23, closed)
If I say you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :p

(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 7:24, closed)
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:17, closed)
Hosenbügler!
Uberall auf der Welt erhältlich für Haus- und Hotelgebrauch!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:52, closed)
These replies are all lovely but I need translations!
Don't make me break out the eine gemusterte Hosenschlange!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 11:27, closed)
See attached Dear Sir...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World
(, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:41, closed)
Clarity is a beautiful thing...
=D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 20:32, closed)
Oh I do hope you meant 'fried'
Friend egg would be Freundei! Auch gibt es ein Kuhlschrank in meiner unterhose, deshalb fuehle ich wie ein frisch geficktes Einchoernchen.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:22, closed)

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