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According to my friend I suffer from road rage badly.

Just because if someone cuts me up I use the hooter to pip them and inform them how badly they have driven (why else was the hooter invented?) because if someone nearly drives into me I pip them again with the horn.

Also I have a small rule that if the car has a bigger engine than mine it can overtake, whereas if the engine size is smaller than mine its not allowed past.

I also have a small thing about four by fours, if you don't live in the countryside and have to drive over fields for a living then why the FUCK do you need a four by four?

4x4's were not designed for you middle class suburbanite mothers to drive your pampered Tarquins and tamara's to school when you only live FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WALK away from the school, and then you thing you own the FUCKING ROAD because your big fucking car takes up half the fucking road, cause tons of fucking traffic jams and pollutes the atmosphere when I'm out running!! Make your kids walk to school, it'll do them good, do you good, and do the planet good for god sake!
And then it'll take me a normal civilised amount of time to get to work instead of having to set off at some stupid town becuase you in your poncy car are driving two minutes up the road to drop your kids off, or do your shopping. If you have to take the kids to school BUY A FIAT PANDA FOR FUCKS SAKE, its far better for the environment and its much cooller.

This is like that confession thing where those randy priests crack one out whilst you're telling them about who you've porked this week isn't it? almost cathartic isn't it?


Oh yes, buses. I hate buses, they are full of stinking weirdos, skanky chavs and they clog up the roads. Not to mention the bus driver who nearly took the front end of my car this morning because he was texting on his phone.


And why is it that skanky chavs who play music on mobile phones never play good music, oh no its always dirty loud nasty cheap council estate drum and bass.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Thu 1 May 2008, 23:48, 4 replies)

Is now a bad time to mention that I drive a mini-van?
But then, my kids' school is 15 miles away from our house. And I have to haul a whole lot of stuff. And I'm in the land of really big roads with very wide lanes.

Gets pretty good gas mileage too.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 2 May 2008, 1:36, closed)

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I hope you're not one of those fwits who speeds up when someone tries to overtake and then slows down when they give up. You deserve to have some road rage nutter attack you if so.
If not carry on you sound quite tame on the road rage front really...more irritating are those who drive at 10 miles (or more ) below the speed limit for the road no matter what the conditions are like. They probably think I am singing when I'm mouthing obscentities at them.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:15, closed)

If you're really from Yorkshire
You should know that the horn's there to warn other drivers that you're there (e.g. when driving on one of those one track roads with lots of 90+ degree bends that the North Riding is full of).
(resident deity, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:01, closed)

Driving
I'm actually a considerate user, letting people out if we're queing in traffic etc, however if you got stuck behind me in a 30 zone I do stick to the speed limits these days after I got zapped once, so I'm paranoid about getting done again!!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Mon 5 May 2008, 18:50, closed)